Santa, I have a baby

Marryn is alomost 12 weeks old. This lil' cutie pie is very smiley, has almost total head control, and rolled from her tummy to back recently. She's amazing, she's fun, she inspired a little Christmas ditty.

Ahem...




Santa I have a Baby


So slip an upper into my tea for me


Been an awful tired girl


Santa I have a baby


So help a new mommy tonight





Santa I have a baby


I need under eye concealer too


Light blue - hides redness well


I'll be up at 1 am for you dear


Santa I have a baby


So help a new mommy tonight





Think of all the sleep I've missed


Think of my husband that I haven't kissed


Next year I could be just as tired


If you were to hide my contraception


(and I'd be pissed)





Bah-do-bee-do





Santa I have a baby


I wanna yacht - to nap on


And really that's not a lot


Haven't slept in a year


Santa I have a baby


So help a new mommy tonight





Santa honey, there's one thing I really do need


You to feed


My infant at 3 am


Santa honey


So help a new mommy tonight





Santa cutie, fill my stocking with a duplex and checks


Too tired to think of a clever line


Santa cutie


So help a new mommy tonight





Come and put up my Christmas tree


With some decorations bought anywhere - because I haven't gotten around to it yet


I really do believe in you


Let's see if you are worth all those years of milk and cookies I put out





Santa I have a baby


Forgot to mention one little thing


A ring

To a housekeeper's phone


Santa I have a baby

So help a new mommy tonight.





Help a new mommy out...tooooonight.